week 4

sloppy pukes vs PHO TAH WEEN

sloppy pukes come in not sloppy at all but i cant think of anything else so sloppy they are. maybe they get sloppy when they drink because all they do is play pool so the one day they do get drunk they get so wasted they puke all over their computer and cry when they wake up but they get mommy to buy them a new one to play vs pho ta weeen. sounds so asian itslike pita made the team. sp will be hung over but since ftw is lead by danielle and ant who live in the uk and therefore have no teeth and cannot drink and will be 100% ok to play, they will win 5-0

pukin hairy peters vs doodoo suckers

php are going to get free wins this week because they blew peter off and since he never gets any and never shaves theyll be puking up public hair balls like cats. ds have luis and no longer have joe and have the best player in pro right now so betting against them is like shaving your balls in the winter. dont do it. the heat protection is worth it. 5-2 doodoo suckers

so sloppy vs born and raped

rape is a serious matter dont get me wrong but the way jordy rapes people its like an art. hell need to start raping people in order for bnr to stop losing. ss have a lot of decent players but no one super good so jordy will rape them for 4 or 5 wins since croz is too focused on his girlfriend to win a game and ross is to busy drinking 5-3 for the bnrs

fucking raunchy vs no entertainment
combined 1-5 but when fr show up they lose and when ne show up they win. will ne show up and win? fr sucks what happened they only got better and thye lose so much now. petey will have to do something and actually play so they win if ne even shows if ne shows though petey cant do it alone so his team will have to stop suckin dick and do something. if ne shows with 4 they will have a good team and could probably beat fr but petey wont go 0-4 so hell cheat for a 5-4 win for his first win of the season