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atlantic conference:
first - FOR THE WIN
until ant and danielle break up for the 500th time and he kicks her out of the house ftw will probably repeat as champs. otherwise they will just far apart and danielle will try and take over some other team
second - BREAK AND RUN
ross and his new sweety ebs will give ftw a run for their internet moneys but the season doesnt matter what the love birds do but how jordy and gus play. if they play all the time they could come close to being undefeated otherwise theyll come last
third - POOL DRAGONZ
why not
fourth - POOL HALL PROS
bev always has to deal with a subpar team and they might be able to do well if danielle gets dumped and jordy and gus get girls
fifth - RACK DEM UP
after the second loss for thomas hes going to bail and cry and make a new league. if someone else takes over and keeps them in pro for the entire season they might come first if i poop a car out in 5 minutes
pacific conference:
first - RECRUIT STROKES
kinda hard not to come first when everyones been recruited to one league. they will lose to whatever team in the finals though
second - STRAIGHT SHOTS
hider central will get enough hiders to come and play. trio again maybe
third - HARLEY HUSTLERS
why not
fourth - 8 BALL CRUSHERS
when danielle gets dumped they will get a few players back but ti will be too late
fifth - FREEDOM
everyone left freedom and they have petey and ash, and ash isnt dating cam anymore so she will have to play her self and petey is just bad and cant carry
ODDS
1.1x odds that danielle and ant fight and break up
1.1001 odds that they fight and break up twice
1.4x odds that they break up for good and danielle gets thomas to show his penis on cam so she can come to rdu but she falls in love and moves in with podmore
1.5x odds that rdu makes playoffs
2x odds 8bc gets ftw players
289374x odds that joe gets mvp
even odds he talks about it
more even odds that the yim rule gets bitched about every week
6.52389x odds that someone finds a way around it
8x odds trio comes back as a hider
16x odds trio comes back on two hiders
32x odds trio wins mvp
64x odds trio takes over rdu and leads them to victory
one million hundred thousand gazillion x odds that ds win it all
