pro week 3

php vs bnr

WHO CARES

bnr win 5-4


sp vs fr

WHO CARES

fr 5-4


ds vs ss

OMG THE STORY LINE IN THIS MATCH IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. JOE, THE SAVIOR TO DS HAS LEFT FOR GASP SS.

SS dont need that greatness they have jj and jay(jay). MY BOYS KEEP THE WINS COMING LETS GO!

SS win 5-0


ne vs ftw

Craig hides in ftw but i think ne would let him hide too. craig vs craig in match 9??

craig wins all 9 games

ftw 5-4

IM LATE FUCKING DEAL WITH IT

Fucking Really (bad) vs dead strokes
they lose vs ss and they are supposed to win vs ds? lolol joe couldnt carry but thats because his pizza came late so look for joe to get 4 wins and for peter to re evaluate how he needs to cheat 5-3 ds

break and (get) raped vs Never Ever (showing)
bnr lost 5-0 to ant ant anta nt and ant but they play a team with no ant so they should be ok. even if ne show jordy and his children will win 5-3

ant for the win vs plump hump pumps
ant for the win. 5-1.

week1

as a predictor of such great interleagues like wpc where i have praised the best interleague ever in wpa i feel like i got lost when i came here. i followed the sent of fish expecting cubby but instead i find this shit is giving away a fish filet? i really hope someone wins a fucking sandwich so they actually have to buy you this shit. wpa needs prizes.. like a car for anyone who actually fucking gives a flying fuck. enough about that.. we need to predict pro since joe will win mvp this season and luis will play second fiddle

freedom vs straight shots
freedom has a bunch of white dudes and a single brown dude. straight shots has an asian and a bunch of old white people. pita and his ancestors find a way to win 5-1 blnt fr

small penis vs dildo suckers
seems to be a lot of hype for this match as it should be. joe is now apart of DS and will lead them to victory. sp get 4, joe gets 5. luis moves to uo to make way for joe blnt other 9 players

for the win vs break and run
so we have ant, ant on danielles screen, craig on two ids and a 5th player vs jordy, mina the great egyptian, a captain who cheers for poor football teams and whoever else. my wonderful analysis leads me to believe for the win will actually win (only because everyone else said so)

pool hall pros vs another league
Pool Hall Pros is full of romance, think of the e-babies croz and maria could make. their babies would make ant and danielles e-babies look like a rainbow fish. no idea who is being insulted but who cares. other league has a lot of romance too since they have 0 girls in the league. lol speaking of rainbows.. rainbow era. fish parents win 5-2

ODDSMAKERS
without ec or hh or dp or podmore really... i have no idea who will withdraw.. fuck
2x odds jon recruits a girl so i cant make rainbow jokes
4x odds he likes rainbow jokes
6x odds that he was the double rainbow guy
18x craig cheats
even odds someone complains about trio
even odds freedom wins the season and loses again
4x odds scotty goes back to sp
163x odds danielle and ant break up and he goes to php and misses the playoffs
163.1x odds they break up and he makes the playoffs with php
no one will get preggo forgot this was the internet
16x odds someone wins the sandwich
40000x odds they send the sandwich
even odds i get told to stop making small penis references since its older then the cheese in my fridge
if joe wins mvp i will bring back woodstock and hotbox an entire city
3402984239408x odds jordy does not lead the bnr team in wins
2.11x odds pita knows who i am
1.1x odds pete fucks up a rule
even odds some other admin fucks something up
if all these predictors do 10 weeks ill reveal myself lol
2x odds im kidding
4x odds im not