PHP VS FTW
PHP ARE TOO HONEST TO CHEAT AND PROBABLY THE REAL DANIELLE COULD BEAT THEM HERSELF 5-1 GGS BLNT
RDU VS PDZ
PODMORE FORGOT TO SHOW UP LAST WEEK WHAT A SHOCK. IF JOE FORGOT TO SHOW UP TO HIS MATCHES PDZ WOULD WIN MORE WHAT COMES DOWN TO IN THIS MATCH IS PODMORE VS JOE WHOEVER DOES LESS WILL WIN 5-4 RDU SINCE JOE NEVER MISSES A MATCH
SS VS BNR
HMMM CRAIG LEFT DS AND WENT TO BNR WTF!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE DUMBASSES SS WIN 5-1
HH VS DS
BRICE GOT DESTROYED BY FREEDOM AND NOW FACES OMAR AND HIS 3 IDS LUCKY FOR BRICE HES AN ADMIN AND CAN KEEP DQING DS AHAHAHA 5-3 HH
FR VS 8BC
ANDY CAME BACK FOR FREEDOM MEANING THEY WONT LOSE EVERY MATCH BECAUSE NOW THEY ACTUALLY HAVE SOMEONE GOOD ON THE TEAM. 8BC HAS NO ONE REALLY BUT CAN BEAT FR IF ANDY ISNT THERE SO MAYBE HURRICANE SANDY WIPED HIM OUT 5-2 8BC
Monday, 5 November 2012
Sunday, 28 October 2012
pre season predictions
woop woop look who's back bitches! predictions and odds that you better take seriously since this game is life!
atlantic conference:
first - FOR THE WIN
until ant and danielle break up for the 500th time and he kicks her out of the house ftw will probably repeat as champs. otherwise they will just far apart and danielle will try and take over some other team
second - BREAK AND RUN
ross and his new sweety ebs will give ftw a run for their internet moneys but the season doesnt matter what the love birds do but how jordy and gus play. if they play all the time they could come close to being undefeated otherwise theyll come last
third - POOL DRAGONZ
why not
fourth - POOL HALL PROS
bev always has to deal with a subpar team and they might be able to do well if danielle gets dumped and jordy and gus get girls
fifth - RACK DEM UP
after the second loss for thomas hes going to bail and cry and make a new league. if someone else takes over and keeps them in pro for the entire season they might come first if i poop a car out in 5 minutes
pacific conference:
first - RECRUIT STROKES
kinda hard not to come first when everyones been recruited to one league. they will lose to whatever team in the finals though
second - STRAIGHT SHOTS
hider central will get enough hiders to come and play. trio again maybe
third - HARLEY HUSTLERS
why not
fourth - 8 BALL CRUSHERS
when danielle gets dumped they will get a few players back but ti will be too late
fifth - FREEDOM
everyone left freedom and they have petey and ash, and ash isnt dating cam anymore so she will have to play her self and petey is just bad and cant carry
ODDS
1.1x odds that danielle and ant fight and break up
1.1001 odds that they fight and break up twice
1.4x odds that they break up for good and danielle gets thomas to show his penis on cam so she can come to rdu but she falls in love and moves in with podmore
1.5x odds that rdu makes playoffs
2x odds 8bc gets ftw players
289374x odds that joe gets mvp
even odds he talks about it
more even odds that the yim rule gets bitched about every week
6.52389x odds that someone finds a way around it
8x odds trio comes back as a hider
16x odds trio comes back on two hiders
32x odds trio wins mvp
64x odds trio takes over rdu and leads them to victory
one million hundred thousand gazillion x odds that ds win it all
atlantic conference:
first - FOR THE WIN
until ant and danielle break up for the 500th time and he kicks her out of the house ftw will probably repeat as champs. otherwise they will just far apart and danielle will try and take over some other team
second - BREAK AND RUN
ross and his new sweety ebs will give ftw a run for their internet moneys but the season doesnt matter what the love birds do but how jordy and gus play. if they play all the time they could come close to being undefeated otherwise theyll come last
third - POOL DRAGONZ
why not
fourth - POOL HALL PROS
bev always has to deal with a subpar team and they might be able to do well if danielle gets dumped and jordy and gus get girls
fifth - RACK DEM UP
after the second loss for thomas hes going to bail and cry and make a new league. if someone else takes over and keeps them in pro for the entire season they might come first if i poop a car out in 5 minutes
pacific conference:
first - RECRUIT STROKES
kinda hard not to come first when everyones been recruited to one league. they will lose to whatever team in the finals though
second - STRAIGHT SHOTS
hider central will get enough hiders to come and play. trio again maybe
third - HARLEY HUSTLERS
why not
fourth - 8 BALL CRUSHERS
when danielle gets dumped they will get a few players back but ti will be too late
fifth - FREEDOM
everyone left freedom and they have petey and ash, and ash isnt dating cam anymore so she will have to play her self and petey is just bad and cant carry
ODDS
1.1x odds that danielle and ant fight and break up
1.1001 odds that they fight and break up twice
1.4x odds that they break up for good and danielle gets thomas to show his penis on cam so she can come to rdu but she falls in love and moves in with podmore
1.5x odds that rdu makes playoffs
2x odds 8bc gets ftw players
289374x odds that joe gets mvp
even odds he talks about it
more even odds that the yim rule gets bitched about every week
6.52389x odds that someone finds a way around it
8x odds trio comes back as a hider
16x odds trio comes back on two hiders
32x odds trio wins mvp
64x odds trio takes over rdu and leads them to victory
one million hundred thousand gazillion x odds that ds win it all
Monday, 11 June 2012
week 9
aight dont think im in second place in the predicting contest anymore so i gotta ctach up to these no life predictors
sp vs ss
two active leagues that have had their interleague teams fall apart what a surprise. pitas a nice guy and it sucks ss is falling apart but witha female ha what do you expect. sp is falling apart and rumor has it their team is already getting spots in leagues like ds (lol obviously), fr and php. the thing holding ss back is pita not playing on other peoples ids like a normal asian who can get away with cheating. their team blows with records like 3-5, 2-4, 0-3, 0-4. those records are atrocious. who knows who will show from sp other then matt and kerry. they could probably beat ss themselves but ss will win today 5-3
php vs ftw
php are surprising but look at their conference lol danielle could play on 5 ids without coaching and still win 5-2 blnt
8bc v bnr
8bc are nice now that all the cheating brown guys and danielle are gone, but they suck. croz and ross are horrible with a 4-12 record combined. if croz doesnt win this week then maria needs to dump him. bnr 5-3
ds vs fr
recruit strokes come in probably recruiting more people that cant get playoff elgible. they need more people eligible or they wont make the finals with a limited roster. dumb ass captaining if that happens. freedom has plenty eligible for playoffs they probably wont make. trav and mike need to turn it around for petey. petey and scotty are the only two doing well for fr, dan has a good record but lol. fr will pull throu 5-3
sp vs ss
two active leagues that have had their interleague teams fall apart what a surprise. pitas a nice guy and it sucks ss is falling apart but witha female ha what do you expect. sp is falling apart and rumor has it their team is already getting spots in leagues like ds (lol obviously), fr and php. the thing holding ss back is pita not playing on other peoples ids like a normal asian who can get away with cheating. their team blows with records like 3-5, 2-4, 0-3, 0-4. those records are atrocious. who knows who will show from sp other then matt and kerry. they could probably beat ss themselves but ss will win today 5-3
php vs ftw
php are surprising but look at their conference lol danielle could play on 5 ids without coaching and still win 5-2 blnt
8bc v bnr
8bc are nice now that all the cheating brown guys and danielle are gone, but they suck. croz and ross are horrible with a 4-12 record combined. if croz doesnt win this week then maria needs to dump him. bnr 5-3
ds vs fr
recruit strokes come in probably recruiting more people that cant get playoff elgible. they need more people eligible or they wont make the finals with a limited roster. dumb ass captaining if that happens. freedom has plenty eligible for playoffs they probably wont make. trav and mike need to turn it around for petey. petey and scotty are the only two doing well for fr, dan has a good record but lol. fr will pull throu 5-3
Monday, 14 May 2012
w5
new era vs sexy poolerz
jon is too busy showing real girls his penis to bring a team while brice is too busy spreadin his penis around but is able to bring a team. moral of the story jon? e-date some broad out of a social room. jon will take my advice and forget about the match 5-0 sp
bnr vs ds
sin-e has a ton of wins in pro, ds has lulu the greatest pool player since trio woke up, and a bunch of other guys who seem to be pretty good. bnr has jordy and fuck everyone else jordy i still believe in you. you can carry against ds all 5 games i dont care cause ill carry you down the aisle with dina throwing rice at us like a real wedding. then we can hop into my shaggin wagon and drive off into the sunset where you realise im not a girl and run away and make it back in time to win another 5 games next week
5-4 bnr
ss vs php
JJ and Jay stopped winning, pita cant win, ss has no one else. php has godly trio a 1-3, maria who has a better record then her boyfriend, and a bunch of other guys with 2 wins. this all means something quite simple. craig comes back on a hider and carries 5-3 ss
fr vs ftw
you hvae a lot of good players on freedom but you have a great player in ant whos mom must foot that phone bill because its mighty high, hopefully he was nice on mothers day so his phone has 2 hours of minutes cause he will need to call every scrub on that team so they can beat fr. too bad petey cant do the same because they have no phone service in kanada. maybe he gets players like travis and scotty to have morse code machines so they can toss messages back and help them defeat ant. beep beep beep shits outdated ftw win 5-2.
jon is too busy showing real girls his penis to bring a team while brice is too busy spreadin his penis around but is able to bring a team. moral of the story jon? e-date some broad out of a social room. jon will take my advice and forget about the match 5-0 sp
bnr vs ds
sin-e has a ton of wins in pro, ds has lulu the greatest pool player since trio woke up, and a bunch of other guys who seem to be pretty good. bnr has jordy and fuck everyone else jordy i still believe in you. you can carry against ds all 5 games i dont care cause ill carry you down the aisle with dina throwing rice at us like a real wedding. then we can hop into my shaggin wagon and drive off into the sunset where you realise im not a girl and run away and make it back in time to win another 5 games next week
5-4 bnr
ss vs php
JJ and Jay stopped winning, pita cant win, ss has no one else. php has godly trio a 1-3, maria who has a better record then her boyfriend, and a bunch of other guys with 2 wins. this all means something quite simple. craig comes back on a hider and carries 5-3 ss
fr vs ftw
you hvae a lot of good players on freedom but you have a great player in ant whos mom must foot that phone bill because its mighty high, hopefully he was nice on mothers day so his phone has 2 hours of minutes cause he will need to call every scrub on that team so they can beat fr. too bad petey cant do the same because they have no phone service in kanada. maybe he gets players like travis and scotty to have morse code machines so they can toss messages back and help them defeat ant. beep beep beep shits outdated ftw win 5-2.
Monday, 7 May 2012
week 4
sloppy pukes vs PHO TAH WEEN
sloppy pukes come in not sloppy at all but i cant think of anything else so sloppy they are. maybe they get sloppy when they drink because all they do is play pool so the one day they do get drunk they get so wasted they puke all over their computer and cry when they wake up but they get mommy to buy them a new one to play vs pho ta weeen. sounds so asian itslike pita made the team. sp will be hung over but since ftw is lead by danielle and ant who live in the uk and therefore have no teeth and cannot drink and will be 100% ok to play, they will win 5-0
pukin hairy peters vs doodoo suckers
php are going to get free wins this week because they blew peter off and since he never gets any and never shaves theyll be puking up public hair balls like cats. ds have luis and no longer have joe and have the best player in pro right now so betting against them is like shaving your balls in the winter. dont do it. the heat protection is worth it. 5-2 doodoo suckers
so sloppy vs born and raped
rape is a serious matter dont get me wrong but the way jordy rapes people its like an art. hell need to start raping people in order for bnr to stop losing. ss have a lot of decent players but no one super good so jordy will rape them for 4 or 5 wins since croz is too focused on his girlfriend to win a game and ross is to busy drinking 5-3 for the bnrs
fucking raunchy vs no entertainment
combined 1-5 but when fr show up they lose and when ne show up they win. will ne show up and win? fr sucks what happened they only got better and thye lose so much now. petey will have to do something and actually play so they win if ne even shows if ne shows though petey cant do it alone so his team will have to stop suckin dick and do something. if ne shows with 4 they will have a good team and could probably beat fr but petey wont go 0-4 so hell cheat for a 5-4 win for his first win of the season
sloppy pukes come in not sloppy at all but i cant think of anything else so sloppy they are. maybe they get sloppy when they drink because all they do is play pool so the one day they do get drunk they get so wasted they puke all over their computer and cry when they wake up but they get mommy to buy them a new one to play vs pho ta weeen. sounds so asian itslike pita made the team. sp will be hung over but since ftw is lead by danielle and ant who live in the uk and therefore have no teeth and cannot drink and will be 100% ok to play, they will win 5-0
pukin hairy peters vs doodoo suckers
php are going to get free wins this week because they blew peter off and since he never gets any and never shaves theyll be puking up public hair balls like cats. ds have luis and no longer have joe and have the best player in pro right now so betting against them is like shaving your balls in the winter. dont do it. the heat protection is worth it. 5-2 doodoo suckers
so sloppy vs born and raped
rape is a serious matter dont get me wrong but the way jordy rapes people its like an art. hell need to start raping people in order for bnr to stop losing. ss have a lot of decent players but no one super good so jordy will rape them for 4 or 5 wins since croz is too focused on his girlfriend to win a game and ross is to busy drinking 5-3 for the bnrs
fucking raunchy vs no entertainment
combined 1-5 but when fr show up they lose and when ne show up they win. will ne show up and win? fr sucks what happened they only got better and thye lose so much now. petey will have to do something and actually play so they win if ne even shows if ne shows though petey cant do it alone so his team will have to stop suckin dick and do something. if ne shows with 4 they will have a good team and could probably beat fr but petey wont go 0-4 so hell cheat for a 5-4 win for his first win of the season
Sunday, 29 April 2012
pro week 3
php vs bnr
WHO CARES
bnr win 5-4
sp vs fr
WHO CARES
fr 5-4
ds vs ss
OMG THE STORY LINE IN THIS MATCH IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. JOE, THE SAVIOR TO DS HAS LEFT FOR GASP SS.
SS dont need that greatness they have jj and jay(jay). MY BOYS KEEP THE WINS COMING LETS GO!
SS win 5-0
ne vs ftw
Craig hides in ftw but i think ne would let him hide too. craig vs craig in match 9??
craig wins all 9 games
ftw 5-4
WHO CARES
bnr win 5-4
sp vs fr
WHO CARES
fr 5-4
ds vs ss
OMG THE STORY LINE IN THIS MATCH IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. JOE, THE SAVIOR TO DS HAS LEFT FOR GASP SS.
SS dont need that greatness they have jj and jay(jay). MY BOYS KEEP THE WINS COMING LETS GO!
SS win 5-0
ne vs ftw
Craig hides in ftw but i think ne would let him hide too. craig vs craig in match 9??
craig wins all 9 games
ftw 5-4
Tuesday, 24 April 2012
IM LATE FUCKING DEAL WITH IT
Fucking Really (bad) vs dead strokes
they lose vs ss and they are supposed to win vs ds? lolol joe couldnt carry but thats because his pizza came late so look for joe to get 4 wins and for peter to re evaluate how he needs to cheat 5-3 ds
break and (get) raped vs Never Ever (showing)
bnr lost 5-0 to ant ant anta nt and ant but they play a team with no ant so they should be ok. even if ne show jordy and his children will win 5-3
ant for the win vs plump hump pumps
ant for the win. 5-1.
Fucking Really (bad) vs dead strokes
they lose vs ss and they are supposed to win vs ds? lolol joe couldnt carry but thats because his pizza came late so look for joe to get 4 wins and for peter to re evaluate how he needs to cheat 5-3 ds
break and (get) raped vs Never Ever (showing)
bnr lost 5-0 to ant ant anta nt and ant but they play a team with no ant so they should be ok. even if ne show jordy and his children will win 5-3
ant for the win vs plump hump pumps
ant for the win. 5-1.
Monday, 16 April 2012
week1
as a predictor of such great interleagues like wpc where i have praised the best interleague ever in wpa i feel like i got lost when i came here. i followed the sent of fish expecting cubby but instead i find this shit is giving away a fish filet? i really hope someone wins a fucking sandwich so they actually have to buy you this shit. wpa needs prizes.. like a car for anyone who actually fucking gives a flying fuck. enough about that.. we need to predict pro since joe will win mvp this season and luis will play second fiddle
freedom vs straight shots
freedom has a bunch of white dudes and a single brown dude. straight shots has an asian and a bunch of old white people. pita and his ancestors find a way to win 5-1 blnt fr
small penis vs dildo suckers
seems to be a lot of hype for this match as it should be. joe is now apart of DS and will lead them to victory. sp get 4, joe gets 5. luis moves to uo to make way for joe blnt other 9 players
for the win vs break and run
so we have ant, ant on danielles screen, craig on two ids and a 5th player vs jordy, mina the great egyptian, a captain who cheers for poor football teams and whoever else. my wonderful analysis leads me to believe for the win will actually win (only because everyone else said so)
pool hall pros vs another league
Pool Hall Pros is full of romance, think of the e-babies croz and maria could make. their babies would make ant and danielles e-babies look like a rainbow fish. no idea who is being insulted but who cares. other league has a lot of romance too since they have 0 girls in the league. lol speaking of rainbows.. rainbow era. fish parents win 5-2
ODDSMAKERS
without ec or hh or dp or podmore really... i have no idea who will withdraw.. fuck
2x odds jon recruits a girl so i cant make rainbow jokes
4x odds he likes rainbow jokes
6x odds that he was the double rainbow guy
18x craig cheats
even odds someone complains about trio
even odds freedom wins the season and loses again
4x odds scotty goes back to sp
163x odds danielle and ant break up and he goes to php and misses the playoffs
163.1x odds they break up and he makes the playoffs with php
no one will get preggo forgot this was the internet
16x odds someone wins the sandwich
40000x odds they send the sandwich
even odds i get told to stop making small penis references since its older then the cheese in my fridge
if joe wins mvp i will bring back woodstock and hotbox an entire city
3402984239408x odds jordy does not lead the bnr team in wins
2.11x odds pita knows who i am
1.1x odds pete fucks up a rule
even odds some other admin fucks something up
if all these predictors do 10 weeks ill reveal myself lol
2x odds im kidding
4x odds im not
freedom vs straight shots
freedom has a bunch of white dudes and a single brown dude. straight shots has an asian and a bunch of old white people. pita and his ancestors find a way to win 5-1 blnt fr
small penis vs dildo suckers
seems to be a lot of hype for this match as it should be. joe is now apart of DS and will lead them to victory. sp get 4, joe gets 5. luis moves to uo to make way for joe blnt other 9 players
for the win vs break and run
so we have ant, ant on danielles screen, craig on two ids and a 5th player vs jordy, mina the great egyptian, a captain who cheers for poor football teams and whoever else. my wonderful analysis leads me to believe for the win will actually win (only because everyone else said so)
pool hall pros vs another league
Pool Hall Pros is full of romance, think of the e-babies croz and maria could make. their babies would make ant and danielles e-babies look like a rainbow fish. no idea who is being insulted but who cares. other league has a lot of romance too since they have 0 girls in the league. lol speaking of rainbows.. rainbow era. fish parents win 5-2
ODDSMAKERS
without ec or hh or dp or podmore really... i have no idea who will withdraw.. fuck
2x odds jon recruits a girl so i cant make rainbow jokes
4x odds he likes rainbow jokes
6x odds that he was the double rainbow guy
18x craig cheats
even odds someone complains about trio
even odds freedom wins the season and loses again
4x odds scotty goes back to sp
163x odds danielle and ant break up and he goes to php and misses the playoffs
163.1x odds they break up and he makes the playoffs with php
no one will get preggo forgot this was the internet
16x odds someone wins the sandwich
40000x odds they send the sandwich
even odds i get told to stop making small penis references since its older then the cheese in my fridge
if joe wins mvp i will bring back woodstock and hotbox an entire city
3402984239408x odds jordy does not lead the bnr team in wins
2.11x odds pita knows who i am
1.1x odds pete fucks up a rule
even odds some other admin fucks something up
if all these predictors do 10 weeks ill reveal myself lol
2x odds im kidding
4x odds im not
Tuesday, 27 March 2012
More 4orce
4orce this down your throats
i must say before this shit starts that a few of you do enjoy this shit and realise 0% of it comes from my heart while most of you take this seriously. to you that do, take your life seriously and get a job you fat fucks
also to back ross up since he got mad about the first blog.. the reason there are no weekly stars is because your all fucking losers for playing this game every week GO OUTSIDE ITS THE FUCKING SPRING even if its to the park to jerk off to some 7 year old girls WHO THE FUCK CARES just do it you only live once and the world ends in december so fucking do something
freedom vs dildo penetration
not only is dp 2-0 since joining.... THEIR STILL IN WTF. so fucking mind boggling i dont even know if i can continue like this is a world record setting pace my thomas not to mention he shit on such leagues as sp and 8bc in shoutboxes. IS THIS A NEW FUCKING THOMAS wtf is going on someone tell joe to takes notes like fuck mann
8bc vs sp
WHO WILL CRAIG CHEAT FOR HERE?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
sps vs bp
why hasnt joe said hes going to win mvp yet? maybe after this credit he will blog about it
bnr vs ss
ss is somehow trash lately but pita has wwf to look forward to this weekend so he will want to enter on a high note but bnr will tell him its fake so hell jump off a roof which leaves fucking no one on ss to win since not even trio hides there anymore 4-0 bnr
uo vs ne
in a video game its really hard to go 1-12 isnt there like some gay dq you can take for another win? or maybe an early 8? how can you be that bad at fucking cartoon pool. 4-0 ne
ds vs hh
how the fuck are these two teams 3-0? thank fucking obama that one of these teams finally fucking loses. prediction is both sides hug it out so no one loses like a bunch of carebears on acid and end up fucking eachother like a european orgy in 1979 on the beach.
i must say before this shit starts that a few of you do enjoy this shit and realise 0% of it comes from my heart while most of you take this seriously. to you that do, take your life seriously and get a job you fat fucks
also to back ross up since he got mad about the first blog.. the reason there are no weekly stars is because your all fucking losers for playing this game every week GO OUTSIDE ITS THE FUCKING SPRING even if its to the park to jerk off to some 7 year old girls WHO THE FUCK CARES just do it you only live once and the world ends in december so fucking do something
freedom vs dildo penetration
not only is dp 2-0 since joining.... THEIR STILL IN WTF. so fucking mind boggling i dont even know if i can continue like this is a world record setting pace my thomas not to mention he shit on such leagues as sp and 8bc in shoutboxes. IS THIS A NEW FUCKING THOMAS wtf is going on someone tell joe to takes notes like fuck mann
8bc vs sp
WHO WILL CRAIG CHEAT FOR HERE?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
sps vs bp
why hasnt joe said hes going to win mvp yet? maybe after this credit he will blog about it
bnr vs ss
ss is somehow trash lately but pita has wwf to look forward to this weekend so he will want to enter on a high note but bnr will tell him its fake so hell jump off a roof which leaves fucking no one on ss to win since not even trio hides there anymore 4-0 bnr
uo vs ne
in a video game its really hard to go 1-12 isnt there like some gay dq you can take for another win? or maybe an early 8? how can you be that bad at fucking cartoon pool. 4-0 ne
ds vs hh
how the fuck are these two teams 3-0? thank fucking obama that one of these teams finally fucking loses. prediction is both sides hug it out so no one loses like a bunch of carebears on acid and end up fucking eachother like a european orgy in 1979 on the beach.
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
4orce Season 2 Week 2
Disclaimer: If you're a bitch and cry a lot then gtfo. Thanks.
Not sure if Division 1 is better then Division 2 but does anyone know anything about interleagues these days?
8ballcrushers vs freedom
8bc bitch about Joes blogs, then they make their own about Joe and cancel the poll when Joe is beating Ant. Due to these low life scags having no life, they will make quick work of the butt munchers in freedom. 4-0 8bc
deep anal takers vs simply pool souls
Podmore is captain. Sadly for SPS they play Deep Penetrated Anal Passages 2 weeks before they withdraw/are kicked. SPS have Joe though who can piss off brits faster than a losing soccer team. He'll go 0-1 but SPS will win 4-1.
Small Penises vs Big Penises
Ask Danielle that Big > Small. Therefore BP wins 4 inches to 2 inches
H squared vs S squared
Both teams sucked the big one in wpc, but ss played 8bc so on even ground they can win, esp when they play Hot Hogs who are still clueless as to what an interleague is. 4-2 ss?
NE vs BNR
Finally a match with no cheaters and teams that are good. I have nothing to say wtf. 4-3 NE?
DS vs UO
Dick Suckers vs Ugly Oral givers? idk. DS won last week and UO lost and Joe thinks UO is trash so unless UO suck kilos or leelos (or whatever his name is) cock and get everyone in ds banz0red or whatever the fuck those cunts do after picking up welfare checks and dropping their kids off at their mothers (sisters) trailer 2 spots down. 4-3 ds.
4orce odds
even odds Podmore quits
2x odds Podmore puts in another application this season
45x odds he gets accepted
even odds I shoot myself in the fucking face if that happens
4x odds Danielle gets prego again since its a short season
864x odds it is Ants
4x odds we see another small penis this season
even odds we see trio come back in SP
2x odds Trio shows us a black dick and says its his own
even odds he has a vagina
1.00001x odds UO gets ass hurt
5x odds Ross removes this from the shout-box
and ofc if the finals is HH and DP i will get penis surgery and get it cut down to an inch and ask to put what they cut off onto my forehead and buy a plane ticket to go to every ones house and ask which neighbor to pee on.
Monday, 12 March 2012
World Pool Championship Season 10 Week 1
Disclaimer: If you're a bitch and cry a lot then gtfo. Thanks.
Straight Shots vs 8 Ball Crushers
When Jon ran off and made NE, a lot of talent left Straight Shots so there isn't much left for Shelle to deal with. Also with less hiders going to Straight Shots and more to her opponent, Shelle's right fucked this season. 8Ball Crushers are a messy league. They used to be the brownest thing since chocolate milk but with Niks and Naveen and the rest of them gone, they have white ass British folk and a head admin who seems like she took her English classes at a clown college, but they'll win 5-1.
Freedom vs Small Penises
Freedom hasn't beat SP in like ever, so they'll probably lose here. Petey's trash and he used to be their best so you're fucked. Small Penises cum in and will go quick, easy 5-1 win.
Extreme Cues vs New Era
Unfortunate for New Era they play EC before they withdraw in week 3, lucky for Jon they outclass EC like Kentucky basketball does a team of kids with no legs from Uganda. 6-0 NE
Dead Strokes vs Harley Hustlers?
The name dead strokes doesn't make all that much sense apart from when you have a stroke, you'll probably die. But what the fuck is a harley hustler? and who the fuck are they? 4-2 DS
Season prop bets:
1.25x odds that HH last longer than EC
1.35x odds that EC last longer than HH
1.1x odds that we see 4 penis IDs in WPC this season
1.9x odds that we see 14 penis IDs in WPC this season
even odds that 8bc get accused of cheating every week
65.2x odds that Danielle gets prego this season and its not Ants
23742384x odds that it's Ants baby
238423742984728974234x odds that it's Brices baby
and if the finals are EC and HH I'll be your modern day bitch slave.
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