w5

new era vs sexy poolerz

jon is too busy showing real girls his penis to bring a team while brice is too busy spreadin his penis around but is able to bring a team. moral of the story jon? e-date some broad out of a social room. jon will take my advice and forget about the match 5-0 sp

bnr vs ds
sin-e has a ton of wins in pro, ds has lulu the greatest pool player since trio woke up, and a bunch of other guys who seem to be pretty good. bnr has jordy and fuck everyone else jordy i still believe in you. you can carry against ds all 5 games i dont care cause ill carry you down the aisle with dina throwing rice at us like a real wedding. then we can hop into my shaggin wagon and drive off into the sunset where you realise im not a girl and run away and make it back in time to win another 5 games next week

5-4 bnr

ss vs php

JJ and Jay stopped winning, pita cant win, ss has no one else. php has godly trio a 1-3, maria who has a better record then her boyfriend, and a bunch of other guys with 2 wins. this all means something quite simple. craig comes back on a hider and carries 5-3 ss

fr vs ftw

you hvae a lot of good players on freedom but you have a great player in ant whos mom must foot that phone bill because its mighty high, hopefully he was nice on mothers day so his phone has 2 hours of minutes cause he will need to call every scrub on that team so they can beat fr. too bad petey cant do the same because they have no phone service in kanada. maybe he gets players like travis and scotty to have morse code machines so they can toss messages back and help them defeat ant. beep beep beep shits outdated ftw win 5-2.

week 4

sloppy pukes vs PHO TAH WEEN

sloppy pukes come in not sloppy at all but i cant think of anything else so sloppy they are. maybe they get sloppy when they drink because all they do is play pool so the one day they do get drunk they get so wasted they puke all over their computer and cry when they wake up but they get mommy to buy them a new one to play vs pho ta weeen. sounds so asian itslike pita made the team. sp will be hung over but since ftw is lead by danielle and ant who live in the uk and therefore have no teeth and cannot drink and will be 100% ok to play, they will win 5-0

pukin hairy peters vs doodoo suckers

php are going to get free wins this week because they blew peter off and since he never gets any and never shaves theyll be puking up public hair balls like cats. ds have luis and no longer have joe and have the best player in pro right now so betting against them is like shaving your balls in the winter. dont do it. the heat protection is worth it. 5-2 doodoo suckers

so sloppy vs born and raped

rape is a serious matter dont get me wrong but the way jordy rapes people its like an art. hell need to start raping people in order for bnr to stop losing. ss have a lot of decent players but no one super good so jordy will rape them for 4 or 5 wins since croz is too focused on his girlfriend to win a game and ross is to busy drinking 5-3 for the bnrs

fucking raunchy vs no entertainment
combined 1-5 but when fr show up they lose and when ne show up they win. will ne show up and win? fr sucks what happened they only got better and thye lose so much now. petey will have to do something and actually play so they win if ne even shows if ne shows though petey cant do it alone so his team will have to stop suckin dick and do something. if ne shows with 4 they will have a good team and could probably beat fr but petey wont go 0-4 so hell cheat for a 5-4 win for his first win of the season