4orce this down your throats
i must say before this shit starts that a few of you do enjoy this shit and realise 0% of it comes from my heart while most of you take this seriously. to you that do, take your life seriously and get a job you fat fucks
also to back ross up since he got mad about the first blog.. the reason there are no weekly stars is because your all fucking losers for playing this game every week GO OUTSIDE ITS THE FUCKING SPRING even if its to the park to jerk off to some 7 year old girls WHO THE FUCK CARES just do it you only live once and the world ends in december so fucking do something
freedom vs dildo penetration
not only is dp 2-0 since joining.... THEIR STILL IN WTF. so fucking mind boggling i dont even know if i can continue like this is a world record setting pace my thomas not to mention he shit on such leagues as sp and 8bc in shoutboxes. IS THIS A NEW FUCKING THOMAS wtf is going on someone tell joe to takes notes like fuck mann
8bc vs sp
WHO WILL CRAIG CHEAT FOR HERE?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
sps vs bp
why hasnt joe said hes going to win mvp yet? maybe after this credit he will blog about it
bnr vs ss
ss is somehow trash lately but pita has wwf to look forward to this weekend so he will want to enter on a high note but bnr will tell him its fake so hell jump off a roof which leaves fucking no one on ss to win since not even trio hides there anymore 4-0 bnr
uo vs ne
in a video game its really hard to go 1-12 isnt there like some gay dq you can take for another win? or maybe an early 8? how can you be that bad at fucking cartoon pool. 4-0 ne
ds vs hh
how the fuck are these two teams 3-0? thank fucking obama that one of these teams finally fucking loses. prediction is both sides hug it out so no one loses like a bunch of carebears on acid and end up fucking eachother like a european orgy in 1979 on the beach.
Tuesday, 27 March 2012
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
4orce Season 2 Week 2
Disclaimer: If you're a bitch and cry a lot then gtfo. Thanks.
Not sure if Division 1 is better then Division 2 but does anyone know anything about interleagues these days?
8ballcrushers vs freedom
8bc bitch about Joes blogs, then they make their own about Joe and cancel the poll when Joe is beating Ant. Due to these low life scags having no life, they will make quick work of the butt munchers in freedom. 4-0 8bc
deep anal takers vs simply pool souls
Podmore is captain. Sadly for SPS they play Deep Penetrated Anal Passages 2 weeks before they withdraw/are kicked. SPS have Joe though who can piss off brits faster than a losing soccer team. He'll go 0-1 but SPS will win 4-1.
Small Penises vs Big Penises
Ask Danielle that Big > Small. Therefore BP wins 4 inches to 2 inches
H squared vs S squared
Both teams sucked the big one in wpc, but ss played 8bc so on even ground they can win, esp when they play Hot Hogs who are still clueless as to what an interleague is. 4-2 ss?
NE vs BNR
Finally a match with no cheaters and teams that are good. I have nothing to say wtf. 4-3 NE?
DS vs UO
Dick Suckers vs Ugly Oral givers? idk. DS won last week and UO lost and Joe thinks UO is trash so unless UO suck kilos or leelos (or whatever his name is) cock and get everyone in ds banz0red or whatever the fuck those cunts do after picking up welfare checks and dropping their kids off at their mothers (sisters) trailer 2 spots down. 4-3 ds.
4orce odds
even odds Podmore quits
2x odds Podmore puts in another application this season
45x odds he gets accepted
even odds I shoot myself in the fucking face if that happens
4x odds Danielle gets prego again since its a short season
864x odds it is Ants
4x odds we see another small penis this season
even odds we see trio come back in SP
2x odds Trio shows us a black dick and says its his own
even odds he has a vagina
1.00001x odds UO gets ass hurt
5x odds Ross removes this from the shout-box
and ofc if the finals is HH and DP i will get penis surgery and get it cut down to an inch and ask to put what they cut off onto my forehead and buy a plane ticket to go to every ones house and ask which neighbor to pee on.
Monday, 12 March 2012
World Pool Championship Season 10 Week 1
Disclaimer: If you're a bitch and cry a lot then gtfo. Thanks.
Straight Shots vs 8 Ball Crushers
When Jon ran off and made NE, a lot of talent left Straight Shots so there isn't much left for Shelle to deal with. Also with less hiders going to Straight Shots and more to her opponent, Shelle's right fucked this season. 8Ball Crushers are a messy league. They used to be the brownest thing since chocolate milk but with Niks and Naveen and the rest of them gone, they have white ass British folk and a head admin who seems like she took her English classes at a clown college, but they'll win 5-1.
Freedom vs Small Penises
Freedom hasn't beat SP in like ever, so they'll probably lose here. Petey's trash and he used to be their best so you're fucked. Small Penises cum in and will go quick, easy 5-1 win.
Extreme Cues vs New Era
Unfortunate for New Era they play EC before they withdraw in week 3, lucky for Jon they outclass EC like Kentucky basketball does a team of kids with no legs from Uganda. 6-0 NE
Dead Strokes vs Harley Hustlers?
The name dead strokes doesn't make all that much sense apart from when you have a stroke, you'll probably die. But what the fuck is a harley hustler? and who the fuck are they? 4-2 DS
Season prop bets:
1.25x odds that HH last longer than EC
1.35x odds that EC last longer than HH
1.1x odds that we see 4 penis IDs in WPC this season
1.9x odds that we see 14 penis IDs in WPC this season
even odds that 8bc get accused of cheating every week
65.2x odds that Danielle gets prego this season and its not Ants
23742384x odds that it's Ants baby
238423742984728974234x odds that it's Brices baby
and if the finals are EC and HH I'll be your modern day bitch slave.
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