w5

new era vs sexy poolerz

jon is too busy showing real girls his penis to bring a team while brice is too busy spreadin his penis around but is able to bring a team. moral of the story jon? e-date some broad out of a social room. jon will take my advice and forget about the match 5-0 sp

bnr vs ds
sin-e has a ton of wins in pro, ds has lulu the greatest pool player since trio woke up, and a bunch of other guys who seem to be pretty good. bnr has jordy and fuck everyone else jordy i still believe in you. you can carry against ds all 5 games i dont care cause ill carry you down the aisle with dina throwing rice at us like a real wedding. then we can hop into my shaggin wagon and drive off into the sunset where you realise im not a girl and run away and make it back in time to win another 5 games next week

5-4 bnr

ss vs php

JJ and Jay stopped winning, pita cant win, ss has no one else. php has godly trio a 1-3, maria who has a better record then her boyfriend, and a bunch of other guys with 2 wins. this all means something quite simple. craig comes back on a hider and carries 5-3 ss

fr vs ftw

you hvae a lot of good players on freedom but you have a great player in ant whos mom must foot that phone bill because its mighty high, hopefully he was nice on mothers day so his phone has 2 hours of minutes cause he will need to call every scrub on that team so they can beat fr. too bad petey cant do the same because they have no phone service in kanada. maybe he gets players like travis and scotty to have morse code machines so they can toss messages back and help them defeat ant. beep beep beep shits outdated ftw win 5-2.