with all the bitching about cry babies being cry babies it's about damn time i made my return to straighten you fuck heads out.
PP VS FTW
is this the return of pool pals or thomas' league finally getting rid of everything attatched to podmores sickening reputation? who cares FTW rape 5-0
8bc vs hh
8bc are giving out free wins but they might want to show this week! after hh were in first place they made thomas captain and now look, 0-3 and not first and they'll probably miss the playoffs looooooooooooooool WAY TO GO PODMORE YOU FUCKING SHIT HEAD. posting in the shoutbox like he runs pro he can't even captain a first place team to the playoffs fucks sake go retire you skunk fuck so hh can get back to first place
pdz vs fr
RUMOR HAS IT JOE GOT E-DUMPED BY HIS BABY DOLL OF 5 HOURS......... OHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 5-0 freedom
SS VS DS
WOW A GOOD MATCH UP. NIGEL AND ROY PRETEND TO BE BUTT BUDDIES BUT HOW CAN THEIR EGOS FIT IN THE SAME TABLE. pita cant carry anymore omar is bringing back 'old schoolers' who he used to play on in DP hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. omar wins 5-3
php vs bnr
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ebs was taken off ref and shit hit the fan fucks sake pete and nish what were you thinking. now that ebs is back as ref all is well for bnr. no need to record. sucks to be you php!!!!! but at least you got mike illegally lool 5-3 bnr
Saturday, 19 January 2013
Monday, 5 November 2012
week 2
PHP VS FTW
PHP ARE TOO HONEST TO CHEAT AND PROBABLY THE REAL DANIELLE COULD BEAT THEM HERSELF 5-1 GGS BLNT
RDU VS PDZ
PODMORE FORGOT TO SHOW UP LAST WEEK WHAT A SHOCK. IF JOE FORGOT TO SHOW UP TO HIS MATCHES PDZ WOULD WIN MORE WHAT COMES DOWN TO IN THIS MATCH IS PODMORE VS JOE WHOEVER DOES LESS WILL WIN 5-4 RDU SINCE JOE NEVER MISSES A MATCH
SS VS BNR
HMMM CRAIG LEFT DS AND WENT TO BNR WTF!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE DUMBASSES SS WIN 5-1
HH VS DS
BRICE GOT DESTROYED BY FREEDOM AND NOW FACES OMAR AND HIS 3 IDS LUCKY FOR BRICE HES AN ADMIN AND CAN KEEP DQING DS AHAHAHA 5-3 HH
FR VS 8BC
ANDY CAME BACK FOR FREEDOM MEANING THEY WONT LOSE EVERY MATCH BECAUSE NOW THEY ACTUALLY HAVE SOMEONE GOOD ON THE TEAM. 8BC HAS NO ONE REALLY BUT CAN BEAT FR IF ANDY ISNT THERE SO MAYBE HURRICANE SANDY WIPED HIM OUT 5-2 8BC
PHP ARE TOO HONEST TO CHEAT AND PROBABLY THE REAL DANIELLE COULD BEAT THEM HERSELF 5-1 GGS BLNT
RDU VS PDZ
PODMORE FORGOT TO SHOW UP LAST WEEK WHAT A SHOCK. IF JOE FORGOT TO SHOW UP TO HIS MATCHES PDZ WOULD WIN MORE WHAT COMES DOWN TO IN THIS MATCH IS PODMORE VS JOE WHOEVER DOES LESS WILL WIN 5-4 RDU SINCE JOE NEVER MISSES A MATCH
SS VS BNR
HMMM CRAIG LEFT DS AND WENT TO BNR WTF!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE DUMBASSES SS WIN 5-1
HH VS DS
BRICE GOT DESTROYED BY FREEDOM AND NOW FACES OMAR AND HIS 3 IDS LUCKY FOR BRICE HES AN ADMIN AND CAN KEEP DQING DS AHAHAHA 5-3 HH
FR VS 8BC
ANDY CAME BACK FOR FREEDOM MEANING THEY WONT LOSE EVERY MATCH BECAUSE NOW THEY ACTUALLY HAVE SOMEONE GOOD ON THE TEAM. 8BC HAS NO ONE REALLY BUT CAN BEAT FR IF ANDY ISNT THERE SO MAYBE HURRICANE SANDY WIPED HIM OUT 5-2 8BC
Sunday, 28 October 2012
pre season predictions
woop woop look who's back bitches! predictions and odds that you better take seriously since this game is life!
atlantic conference:
first - FOR THE WIN
until ant and danielle break up for the 500th time and he kicks her out of the house ftw will probably repeat as champs. otherwise they will just far apart and danielle will try and take over some other team
second - BREAK AND RUN
ross and his new sweety ebs will give ftw a run for their internet moneys but the season doesnt matter what the love birds do but how jordy and gus play. if they play all the time they could come close to being undefeated otherwise theyll come last
third - POOL DRAGONZ
why not
fourth - POOL HALL PROS
bev always has to deal with a subpar team and they might be able to do well if danielle gets dumped and jordy and gus get girls
fifth - RACK DEM UP
after the second loss for thomas hes going to bail and cry and make a new league. if someone else takes over and keeps them in pro for the entire season they might come first if i poop a car out in 5 minutes
pacific conference:
first - RECRUIT STROKES
kinda hard not to come first when everyones been recruited to one league. they will lose to whatever team in the finals though
second - STRAIGHT SHOTS
hider central will get enough hiders to come and play. trio again maybe
third - HARLEY HUSTLERS
why not
fourth - 8 BALL CRUSHERS
when danielle gets dumped they will get a few players back but ti will be too late
fifth - FREEDOM
everyone left freedom and they have petey and ash, and ash isnt dating cam anymore so she will have to play her self and petey is just bad and cant carry
ODDS
1.1x odds that danielle and ant fight and break up
1.1001 odds that they fight and break up twice
1.4x odds that they break up for good and danielle gets thomas to show his penis on cam so she can come to rdu but she falls in love and moves in with podmore
1.5x odds that rdu makes playoffs
2x odds 8bc gets ftw players
289374x odds that joe gets mvp
even odds he talks about it
more even odds that the yim rule gets bitched about every week
6.52389x odds that someone finds a way around it
8x odds trio comes back as a hider
16x odds trio comes back on two hiders
32x odds trio wins mvp
64x odds trio takes over rdu and leads them to victory
one million hundred thousand gazillion x odds that ds win it all
atlantic conference:
first - FOR THE WIN
until ant and danielle break up for the 500th time and he kicks her out of the house ftw will probably repeat as champs. otherwise they will just far apart and danielle will try and take over some other team
second - BREAK AND RUN
ross and his new sweety ebs will give ftw a run for their internet moneys but the season doesnt matter what the love birds do but how jordy and gus play. if they play all the time they could come close to being undefeated otherwise theyll come last
third - POOL DRAGONZ
why not
fourth - POOL HALL PROS
bev always has to deal with a subpar team and they might be able to do well if danielle gets dumped and jordy and gus get girls
fifth - RACK DEM UP
after the second loss for thomas hes going to bail and cry and make a new league. if someone else takes over and keeps them in pro for the entire season they might come first if i poop a car out in 5 minutes
pacific conference:
first - RECRUIT STROKES
kinda hard not to come first when everyones been recruited to one league. they will lose to whatever team in the finals though
second - STRAIGHT SHOTS
hider central will get enough hiders to come and play. trio again maybe
third - HARLEY HUSTLERS
why not
fourth - 8 BALL CRUSHERS
when danielle gets dumped they will get a few players back but ti will be too late
fifth - FREEDOM
everyone left freedom and they have petey and ash, and ash isnt dating cam anymore so she will have to play her self and petey is just bad and cant carry
ODDS
1.1x odds that danielle and ant fight and break up
1.1001 odds that they fight and break up twice
1.4x odds that they break up for good and danielle gets thomas to show his penis on cam so she can come to rdu but she falls in love and moves in with podmore
1.5x odds that rdu makes playoffs
2x odds 8bc gets ftw players
289374x odds that joe gets mvp
even odds he talks about it
more even odds that the yim rule gets bitched about every week
6.52389x odds that someone finds a way around it
8x odds trio comes back as a hider
16x odds trio comes back on two hiders
32x odds trio wins mvp
64x odds trio takes over rdu and leads them to victory
one million hundred thousand gazillion x odds that ds win it all
Monday, 11 June 2012
week 9
aight dont think im in second place in the predicting contest anymore so i gotta ctach up to these no life predictors
sp vs ss
two active leagues that have had their interleague teams fall apart what a surprise. pitas a nice guy and it sucks ss is falling apart but witha female ha what do you expect. sp is falling apart and rumor has it their team is already getting spots in leagues like ds (lol obviously), fr and php. the thing holding ss back is pita not playing on other peoples ids like a normal asian who can get away with cheating. their team blows with records like 3-5, 2-4, 0-3, 0-4. those records are atrocious. who knows who will show from sp other then matt and kerry. they could probably beat ss themselves but ss will win today 5-3
php vs ftw
php are surprising but look at their conference lol danielle could play on 5 ids without coaching and still win 5-2 blnt
8bc v bnr
8bc are nice now that all the cheating brown guys and danielle are gone, but they suck. croz and ross are horrible with a 4-12 record combined. if croz doesnt win this week then maria needs to dump him. bnr 5-3
ds vs fr
recruit strokes come in probably recruiting more people that cant get playoff elgible. they need more people eligible or they wont make the finals with a limited roster. dumb ass captaining if that happens. freedom has plenty eligible for playoffs they probably wont make. trav and mike need to turn it around for petey. petey and scotty are the only two doing well for fr, dan has a good record but lol. fr will pull throu 5-3
sp vs ss
two active leagues that have had their interleague teams fall apart what a surprise. pitas a nice guy and it sucks ss is falling apart but witha female ha what do you expect. sp is falling apart and rumor has it their team is already getting spots in leagues like ds (lol obviously), fr and php. the thing holding ss back is pita not playing on other peoples ids like a normal asian who can get away with cheating. their team blows with records like 3-5, 2-4, 0-3, 0-4. those records are atrocious. who knows who will show from sp other then matt and kerry. they could probably beat ss themselves but ss will win today 5-3
php vs ftw
php are surprising but look at their conference lol danielle could play on 5 ids without coaching and still win 5-2 blnt
8bc v bnr
8bc are nice now that all the cheating brown guys and danielle are gone, but they suck. croz and ross are horrible with a 4-12 record combined. if croz doesnt win this week then maria needs to dump him. bnr 5-3
ds vs fr
recruit strokes come in probably recruiting more people that cant get playoff elgible. they need more people eligible or they wont make the finals with a limited roster. dumb ass captaining if that happens. freedom has plenty eligible for playoffs they probably wont make. trav and mike need to turn it around for petey. petey and scotty are the only two doing well for fr, dan has a good record but lol. fr will pull throu 5-3
Monday, 14 May 2012
w5
new era vs sexy poolerz
jon is too busy showing real girls his penis to bring a team while brice is too busy spreadin his penis around but is able to bring a team. moral of the story jon? e-date some broad out of a social room. jon will take my advice and forget about the match 5-0 sp
bnr vs ds
sin-e has a ton of wins in pro, ds has lulu the greatest pool player since trio woke up, and a bunch of other guys who seem to be pretty good. bnr has jordy and fuck everyone else jordy i still believe in you. you can carry against ds all 5 games i dont care cause ill carry you down the aisle with dina throwing rice at us like a real wedding. then we can hop into my shaggin wagon and drive off into the sunset where you realise im not a girl and run away and make it back in time to win another 5 games next week
5-4 bnr
ss vs php
JJ and Jay stopped winning, pita cant win, ss has no one else. php has godly trio a 1-3, maria who has a better record then her boyfriend, and a bunch of other guys with 2 wins. this all means something quite simple. craig comes back on a hider and carries 5-3 ss
fr vs ftw
you hvae a lot of good players on freedom but you have a great player in ant whos mom must foot that phone bill because its mighty high, hopefully he was nice on mothers day so his phone has 2 hours of minutes cause he will need to call every scrub on that team so they can beat fr. too bad petey cant do the same because they have no phone service in kanada. maybe he gets players like travis and scotty to have morse code machines so they can toss messages back and help them defeat ant. beep beep beep shits outdated ftw win 5-2.
jon is too busy showing real girls his penis to bring a team while brice is too busy spreadin his penis around but is able to bring a team. moral of the story jon? e-date some broad out of a social room. jon will take my advice and forget about the match 5-0 sp
bnr vs ds
sin-e has a ton of wins in pro, ds has lulu the greatest pool player since trio woke up, and a bunch of other guys who seem to be pretty good. bnr has jordy and fuck everyone else jordy i still believe in you. you can carry against ds all 5 games i dont care cause ill carry you down the aisle with dina throwing rice at us like a real wedding. then we can hop into my shaggin wagon and drive off into the sunset where you realise im not a girl and run away and make it back in time to win another 5 games next week
5-4 bnr
ss vs php
JJ and Jay stopped winning, pita cant win, ss has no one else. php has godly trio a 1-3, maria who has a better record then her boyfriend, and a bunch of other guys with 2 wins. this all means something quite simple. craig comes back on a hider and carries 5-3 ss
fr vs ftw
you hvae a lot of good players on freedom but you have a great player in ant whos mom must foot that phone bill because its mighty high, hopefully he was nice on mothers day so his phone has 2 hours of minutes cause he will need to call every scrub on that team so they can beat fr. too bad petey cant do the same because they have no phone service in kanada. maybe he gets players like travis and scotty to have morse code machines so they can toss messages back and help them defeat ant. beep beep beep shits outdated ftw win 5-2.
Monday, 7 May 2012
week 4
sloppy pukes vs PHO TAH WEEN
sloppy pukes come in not sloppy at all but i cant think of anything else so sloppy they are. maybe they get sloppy when they drink because all they do is play pool so the one day they do get drunk they get so wasted they puke all over their computer and cry when they wake up but they get mommy to buy them a new one to play vs pho ta weeen. sounds so asian itslike pita made the team. sp will be hung over but since ftw is lead by danielle and ant who live in the uk and therefore have no teeth and cannot drink and will be 100% ok to play, they will win 5-0
pukin hairy peters vs doodoo suckers
php are going to get free wins this week because they blew peter off and since he never gets any and never shaves theyll be puking up public hair balls like cats. ds have luis and no longer have joe and have the best player in pro right now so betting against them is like shaving your balls in the winter. dont do it. the heat protection is worth it. 5-2 doodoo suckers
so sloppy vs born and raped
rape is a serious matter dont get me wrong but the way jordy rapes people its like an art. hell need to start raping people in order for bnr to stop losing. ss have a lot of decent players but no one super good so jordy will rape them for 4 or 5 wins since croz is too focused on his girlfriend to win a game and ross is to busy drinking 5-3 for the bnrs
fucking raunchy vs no entertainment
combined 1-5 but when fr show up they lose and when ne show up they win. will ne show up and win? fr sucks what happened they only got better and thye lose so much now. petey will have to do something and actually play so they win if ne even shows if ne shows though petey cant do it alone so his team will have to stop suckin dick and do something. if ne shows with 4 they will have a good team and could probably beat fr but petey wont go 0-4 so hell cheat for a 5-4 win for his first win of the season
sloppy pukes come in not sloppy at all but i cant think of anything else so sloppy they are. maybe they get sloppy when they drink because all they do is play pool so the one day they do get drunk they get so wasted they puke all over their computer and cry when they wake up but they get mommy to buy them a new one to play vs pho ta weeen. sounds so asian itslike pita made the team. sp will be hung over but since ftw is lead by danielle and ant who live in the uk and therefore have no teeth and cannot drink and will be 100% ok to play, they will win 5-0
pukin hairy peters vs doodoo suckers
php are going to get free wins this week because they blew peter off and since he never gets any and never shaves theyll be puking up public hair balls like cats. ds have luis and no longer have joe and have the best player in pro right now so betting against them is like shaving your balls in the winter. dont do it. the heat protection is worth it. 5-2 doodoo suckers
so sloppy vs born and raped
rape is a serious matter dont get me wrong but the way jordy rapes people its like an art. hell need to start raping people in order for bnr to stop losing. ss have a lot of decent players but no one super good so jordy will rape them for 4 or 5 wins since croz is too focused on his girlfriend to win a game and ross is to busy drinking 5-3 for the bnrs
fucking raunchy vs no entertainment
combined 1-5 but when fr show up they lose and when ne show up they win. will ne show up and win? fr sucks what happened they only got better and thye lose so much now. petey will have to do something and actually play so they win if ne even shows if ne shows though petey cant do it alone so his team will have to stop suckin dick and do something. if ne shows with 4 they will have a good team and could probably beat fr but petey wont go 0-4 so hell cheat for a 5-4 win for his first win of the season
Sunday, 29 April 2012
pro week 3
php vs bnr
WHO CARES
bnr win 5-4
sp vs fr
WHO CARES
fr 5-4
ds vs ss
OMG THE STORY LINE IN THIS MATCH IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. JOE, THE SAVIOR TO DS HAS LEFT FOR GASP SS.
SS dont need that greatness they have jj and jay(jay). MY BOYS KEEP THE WINS COMING LETS GO!
SS win 5-0
ne vs ftw
Craig hides in ftw but i think ne would let him hide too. craig vs craig in match 9??
craig wins all 9 games
ftw 5-4
WHO CARES
bnr win 5-4
sp vs fr
WHO CARES
fr 5-4
ds vs ss
OMG THE STORY LINE IN THIS MATCH IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. JOE, THE SAVIOR TO DS HAS LEFT FOR GASP SS.
SS dont need that greatness they have jj and jay(jay). MY BOYS KEEP THE WINS COMING LETS GO!
SS win 5-0
ne vs ftw
Craig hides in ftw but i think ne would let him hide too. craig vs craig in match 9??
craig wins all 9 games
ftw 5-4
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